BM evicted again – braced for further biblical visitations

‘Monster finds oneself out on the pavement yet again, this time after a flood hit the Berlaymont EUHQ.

Following the fire that prompted last week’s evacuation, the European Commission is now understood to be considering ulcer and locust insurance.

News reports blame this latest incident on a ‘faulty boiler’.

And there’s us thinking Vivian Reding had left the commission to campaign in the European elections …