The European Commission plans to roll out greater capacity over the next decade, in a bid to meet the bloc's 2035 targets. Binding...

Memo leaked to @mseltzermayr sets out draft rules for use of the European Commission press room post-lockdown. TOP SECRET TO:...

Around 20 of the European Commission's less high-profile bosses are considering bunking off for the rest of their term in office and...

Ursula von der Leyen’s shenanigans in Turkey have revealed once again the EU floundering as it mourns the loss of its biggest, most...

The European Commission wants to ban so-called “parody” accounts on Twitter and Facebook, claiming social media is no place for humour –...

A leading light of the Brussels media scene is set to retire after a stellar decades-long career tipping off members of the press,...

Future of Europe, Inc.: EU gets into the new institutions business As various and sundry EU presidents approve the Conference on the...

The European Commission today made a bold bid to modernise its trade policy by announcing the creation of a Fully Strategic Automaton for...

2026 should see leading EU politicians make a tentative and embarrassing foray into "new" social media platforms currently flavour of the...

German media reports may be as little as 8% reliable, the latest round of Berlin-based scuttlebut has revealed. The news comes as EU...

The European Commission wants to find new ways to avoid saying the word money, as fears rise that the public could figure out what EU...

EU hopes for a New European Bauhaus movement face delays, with the contractor responsible citing "planning fuck-ups with the Council,"...

The Netherlands’ Mark Rutte will be named Prime Minister of Italy as part of an EU-brokered deal, after the Rome government suffered the...

English will no longer be the go-to language for conducting EU affairs, the European Commission has announced, following complaints from...

Germany at the end of last year handed over the reins of the EU's rotating six-month presidency to Portugal, depriving Europe's...

US hate-basin Twitter has announced it will permanently suspend the accounts of all 27 EU commissioners, citing “horrifically boring”...

The EU is to launch its jab-creation strategy in response to the Covid crisis as early as 2026, officials have told Berlaymonster. The...

Naughty ruling governments in Hungary and Poland have until 2030 to reduce repressive measures by more than half, under non-binding...

Naughty un-European citizens are to be sent for re-education at a new EU training center, under latest ideas plucked from thin air by...

President, Honourable Members, And Dishonourable ones. Let me get straight to the point. We are in unprecedented times. The most...