France close to signing ‘great’ new deal to sell submarines

Altiero Spaghetti

Oct 5, 20212 min read

France close to signing ‘great’ new deal to sell submarines

The French government said Monday it was close to clinching a deal to sell billions of euros worth of nuclear submarines to SpongeBob...

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Global elite left red-faced as tax-haven links revealed

Martini Seltzermayr

Oct 4, 20212 min read

Global elite left red-faced as tax-haven links revealed

Politicians and the super-rich across the world have been embarrassed by yet more revelations that they are stashing their cash in the...

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UK sends in army to resolve other Brexit problems too

Martini Seltzermayr

Sep 28, 20212 min read

UK sends in army to resolve other Brexit problems too

The UK has sent in its army to resolve an impasse with the EU, after discovering that seemingly intractable Brexit-related problems can...

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German election catastrophe shows we were right to Brexit

Martini Seltzermayr

Sep 27, 20212 min read

German election catastrophe shows we were right to Brexit

By Albion Hardon of The Lactator Before the dust has even settled on the German election, indeed before I’ve even bothered to check what...

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EU to continue crackdown on nuisances of yesteryear

Berlaymonster

Sep 24, 20211 min read

EU to continue crackdown on nuisances of yesteryear

Hot on the heels of the media success of the EU's campaign to introduce a single phone-charging connector, the bloc is considering...

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7 things that have changed about America since Europeans last visited

American EU Dude

Sep 21, 20212 min read

7 things that have changed about America since Europeans last visited

In a surprise move aimed at shifting the news cycle from an impending war with France, the White House announced this week that the...

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Afghanistan crisis prompts immediate EU meeting and some statement or other

Altiero Spaghetti

Sep 1, 20212 min read

Afghanistan crisis prompts immediate EU meeting and some statement or other

ICYMI, the EU agreed a statement on the situation in Afghanistan yesterday. TBH, YPDMI (You Probably Did Miss It). So here it is in full....

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Belgium to rename filet américain following, you know, everything

Martini Seltzermayr

Aug 17, 20211 min read

Belgium to rename filet américain following, you know, everything

International events are leading Belgium to rename its most distinctive sandwich filling, filet américain. The unappetising but...

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Natural disasters urged to cool it as EU departs for summer break

Martini Seltzermayr

Jul 23, 20212 min read

Natural disasters urged to cool it as EU departs for summer break

Earthquakes and forest fires have been told to put themselves on hold as the Brussels bubble takes its customary 6-week summer holiday....

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ALL EPISODES OF DARK CLIMATE DRAMA “FIT FOR 55” AVAILABLE NOW

Altiero Spaghetti

Jul 14, 20212 min read

ALL EPISODES OF DARK CLIMATE DRAMA “FIT FOR 55” AVAILABLE NOW

The European Commission dropped a bumper thirteen-part TV series on Wednesday called “Fit for 55,” claiming millions across Europe had...

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New lobbying groups lobby for lobbyists and lobbying

American EU Dude

Jul 13, 20211 min read

New lobbying groups lobby for lobbyists and lobbying

EU lobbyists are so busy lobbying for their clients’ interests they forget to lobby for their own, according to a new study commissioned...

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EU deal proves UK data "best in world" says govt

Berlaymonster

Jun 29, 20211 min read

EU deal proves UK data "best in world" says govt

An EU deal to approve continued data flows with the UK proves the EU "needs" trade with Britain, and that "British data is the best in...

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EU approves €25.6bln of German money to Germany

Berlaymonster

Jun 22, 20211 min read

EU approves €25.6bln of German money to Germany

EUHQ has agreed to hand Germany €25.6 billion in covid-crisis recovery funding from a massive EU borrowing scheme worth €800 billion,...

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Sidelined LinkedIn demands EU competition probe too

Martini Seltzermayr

Jun 22, 20211 min read

Sidelined LinkedIn demands EU competition probe too

Job-bragging site LinkedIn has demanded it get a probe from the European Commission, “just like all the proper online businesses.” The...

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EU sets out guidelines for 'careful study' of controversies

Berlaymonster

Jun 16, 20213 min read

EU sets out guidelines for 'careful study' of controversies

The EU has set out guidelines for its staff on how to react when there's something a bit controversial that people are going to expect...

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Biden-Putin deal founders on who gets Luxembourg

Martini Seltzermayr

Jun 15, 20211 min read

Biden-Putin deal founders on who gets Luxembourg

A historic deal to divide up Europe between US President Joe Biden and Russian gangster-with-nukes Vladimir Putin has foundered on the...

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Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 3)

American EU Dude

Jun 11, 20211 min read

Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 3)

Berlaymonster has obtained rights to publish the diary of an unnamed MEP, who is recording the events of the week in real time. See part...

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Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 2)

American EU Dude

Jun 9, 20211 min read

Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 2)

Berlaymonster has obtained rights to publish the diary of an unnamed MEP, who is recording the events of the week in real time. See part...

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Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 1)

American EU Dude

Jun 8, 20211 min read

Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 1)

After more than a year of “working remotely” the European Parliament makes its return to its official seat in Strasbourg, a city that has...

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Brussels to rename Covid variants following French resistance

Martini Seltzermayr

Jun 4, 20211 min read

Brussels to rename Covid variants following French resistance

Brussels will next week rename the major variants of Covid-19 after French president Emmanuel Macron slammed what he called an...

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