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Altiero Spaghetti
Oct 5, 20212 min read
France close to signing ‘great’ new deal to sell submarines
The French government said Monday it was close to clinching a deal to sell billions of euros worth of nuclear submarines to SpongeBob...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Oct 4, 20212 min read
Global elite left red-faced as tax-haven links revealed
Politicians and the super-rich across the world have been embarrassed by yet more revelations that they are stashing their cash in the...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Sep 28, 20212 min read
UK sends in army to resolve other Brexit problems too
The UK has sent in its army to resolve an impasse with the EU, after discovering that seemingly intractable Brexit-related problems can...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Sep 27, 20212 min read
German election catastrophe shows we were right to Brexit
By Albion Hardon of The Lactator Before the dust has even settled on the German election, indeed before I’ve even bothered to check what...
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Berlaymonster
Sep 24, 20211 min read
EU to continue crackdown on nuisances of yesteryear
Hot on the heels of the media success of the EU's campaign to introduce a single phone-charging connector, the bloc is considering...
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American EU Dude
Sep 21, 20212 min read
7 things that have changed about America since Europeans last visited
In a surprise move aimed at shifting the news cycle from an impending war with France, the White House announced this week that the...
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Altiero Spaghetti
Sep 1, 20212 min read
Afghanistan crisis prompts immediate EU meeting and some statement or other
ICYMI, the EU agreed a statement on the situation in Afghanistan yesterday. TBH, YPDMI (You Probably Did Miss It). So here it is in full....
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Martini Seltzermayr
Aug 17, 20211 min read
Belgium to rename filet américain following, you know, everything
International events are leading Belgium to rename its most distinctive sandwich filling, filet américain. The unappetising but...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Jul 23, 20212 min read
Natural disasters urged to cool it as EU departs for summer break
Earthquakes and forest fires have been told to put themselves on hold as the Brussels bubble takes its customary 6-week summer holiday....
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Altiero Spaghetti
Jul 14, 20212 min read
ALL EPISODES OF DARK CLIMATE DRAMA “FIT FOR 55” AVAILABLE NOW
The European Commission dropped a bumper thirteen-part TV series on Wednesday called “Fit for 55,” claiming millions across Europe had...
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American EU Dude
Jul 13, 20211 min read
New lobbying groups lobby for lobbyists and lobbying
EU lobbyists are so busy lobbying for their clients’ interests they forget to lobby for their own, according to a new study commissioned...
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Berlaymonster
Jun 29, 20211 min read
EU deal proves UK data "best in world" says govt
An EU deal to approve continued data flows with the UK proves the EU "needs" trade with Britain, and that "British data is the best in...
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Berlaymonster
Jun 22, 20211 min read
EU approves €25.6bln of German money to Germany
EUHQ has agreed to hand Germany €25.6 billion in covid-crisis recovery funding from a massive EU borrowing scheme worth €800 billion,...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Jun 22, 20211 min read
Sidelined LinkedIn demands EU competition probe too
Job-bragging site LinkedIn has demanded it get a probe from the European Commission, “just like all the proper online businesses.” The...
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Berlaymonster
Jun 16, 20213 min read
EU sets out guidelines for 'careful study' of controversies
The EU has set out guidelines for its staff on how to react when there's something a bit controversial that people are going to expect...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Jun 15, 20211 min read
Biden-Putin deal founders on who gets Luxembourg
A historic deal to divide up Europe between US President Joe Biden and Russian gangster-with-nukes Vladimir Putin has foundered on the...
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American EU Dude
Jun 11, 20211 min read
Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 3)
Berlaymonster has obtained rights to publish the diary of an unnamed MEP, who is recording the events of the week in real time. See part...
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American EU Dude
Jun 9, 20211 min read
Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 2)
Berlaymonster has obtained rights to publish the diary of an unnamed MEP, who is recording the events of the week in real time. See part...
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American EU Dude
Jun 8, 20211 min read
Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 1)
After more than a year of “working remotely” the European Parliament makes its return to its official seat in Strasbourg, a city that has...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Jun 4, 20211 min read
Brussels to rename Covid variants following French resistance
Brussels will next week rename the major variants of Covid-19 after French president Emmanuel Macron slammed what he called an...
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