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American EU Dude
Jan 25, 20222 min read
EU drafts new ‘riot taxonomy’ list recommending Brussels buildings to trash
The European Commission, caught off guard by rioting in Brussels that damaged buildings in the EU quarter, has launched a new effort to...
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Berlaymonster
Jan 24, 20221 min read
Ukraine crisis marks biggest turning point for EU since the last one
Russia's fresh power play over Ukraine marks a potential major turning point for the European Union, its biggest ever since the last one....
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Berlaymonster
Jan 21, 20221 min read
EU unveils further policy navigation metaphors
There was a time when a Roadmap would suffice for policy watchers to find their way around the EU's intentions. In more recent times that...
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American EU Dude
Jan 20, 20222 min read
Secret European Commission lockdown party ‘unbelievably boring’: sources
A clandestine European Commission party held in the Berlaymont during the 2020 Covid lockdown was “astoundingly dull” and “definitely...
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Altiero Spaghetti
Jan 13, 20222 min read
EU on track to meet target-setting target
The European Commission is on track to reach its target to set 2030 targets for every single policy area, a spokesperson said today. The...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Jan 3, 20222 min read
Berlaymonster predictions for 2022
Every year presents a string of surprises and 2021 was no exception. At this time twelve months ago, who could have possibly foreseen...
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American EU Dude
Dec 14, 20211 min read
EUHQ imposes emergency ban on ‘gas package’ jokes
In a surprise move officials said was aimed at “preventing dangerous leaks”, the European Commission imposed a two-day moratorium on...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Dec 9, 20212 min read
EU in disarray as Slovenia refuses to hand over presidency
Brussels was thrown into disarray today after Slovenian Prime Minister Janez Janša repeatedly refused to accept the results of a vote...
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American EU Dude
Dec 8, 20212 min read
'Gig economy’ proposal creates new EUBER app, redefines EU officials as ‘platform workers'
In a surprise move, a new European Commission proposal to regulate Uber drivers and other ‘gig economy’ workers will instead reclassify...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Dec 3, 20211 min read
Naughty children must be given lump of biofuel, EU official warns
EU officials today reminded naughty children that they can expect a lump of biofuel in their Christmas stocking this year, with new EU...
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American EU Dude
Dec 2, 20211 min read
EUHQ developing new cliché to fight latest Covid variant
European Commission scientists are secretly working on a new cliché to deploy against the COVID-19 Omicron variant, after discovering...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Dec 1, 20212 min read
EU boss turns back altogether on Christianity, embraces Satanism
European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen today confirmed she was converting to Satanism, doubling down on earlier plans to have...
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Altiero Spaghetti
Nov 26, 20212 min read
Nu? No thanks, wokesters
By Albion Hardon of The Lactator Must we tear down our statues to Kent and Delta? It seems that in our woke age every variant must be...
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Berlaymonster
Nov 26, 20211 min read
Boris riles further EU capitals with blame for UK problems
Boris Johnson has riled yet more European governments with demands they do more to solve British problems. Hot on the heels of a letter...
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American EU Dude
Nov 23, 20211 min read
European Parliament votes to keep EU farm subsidies, but only for weed
In a landmark vote, the European Parliament today agreed to a sweeping reform of the EU’s Common Agricultural Policy, which will now pay...
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Altiero Spaghetti
Nov 16, 20211 min read
Shock in London as Tory HQ relocates to the Netherlands
The British Conservative party is relocating its headquarters to Amsterdam, after a court ordered the Tories to slash their corruption...
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Altiero Spaghetti
Nov 16, 20212 min read
COP26 consolidated outcome published
The final consolidated conclusions of the COP26 climate talks in Glasgow have now been published, revealing the true extent of the...
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American EU Dude
Nov 10, 20211 min read
Macron unveils new social media platform ‘Le Livre du Visage’
French President Emmanuel Macron today launched a new EU effort to counter the global influence and irresistible menace of Facebook with...
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Berlaymonster
Nov 4, 20211 min read
"YOU sort it out" COP26 leaders tell public
World leaders have told the general public that they're just going to have to pull their weight in tackling climate change, because...
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Berlaymonster
Oct 18, 20212 min read
Revealed: The full list of EU 'tricks' to make football fans more climate-conscious
The European Commission has spent 700 000 euros on a video ad to make football fans more aware of the things they could do to contribute...
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