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Behold, I will foretell your future, by Mystic Maroš
Brussels resident psychic Maroš Šefčovič gives us a sneak, and considerably more interesting, preview of his Strategic Foresight report....
Martini Seltzermayr
Jun 28, 20222 min read
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Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 3)
Berlaymonster has obtained rights to publish the diary of an unnamed MEP, who is recording the events of the week in real time. See part...
American EU Dude
Jun 11, 20211 min read
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Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 2)
Berlaymonster has obtained rights to publish the diary of an unnamed MEP, who is recording the events of the week in real time. See part...
American EU Dude
Jun 9, 20211 min read
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Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 1)
After more than a year of “working remotely” the European Parliament makes its return to its official seat in Strasbourg, a city that has...
American EU Dude
Jun 8, 20211 min read
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French in bid to play Tough-Guy role with AstraZeneca bosses
France has clearly had enough with being perpetually depicted as the lover and the artist, and is now trying to embrace a more...
Berlaymonster
Mar 16, 20212 min read
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'We never sulk' - a poem
BM has hauled EU Press Room Poet-Laureate-in-Exile Dalian Lombardino out of partial and temporary retirement to wax lyrical on the...
Berlaymonster
Mar 8, 20211 min read
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PUZZLE CORNER
Boring week ahead of you? Wondering how you’ll fill those empty days of pretending-to-work-from-your-kitchen? Or even if you don’t work...
Martini Seltzermayr
Feb 22, 20211 min read
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99 Problems, but a PR pitch ain't one
MEMORANDUM From: Storymachine TO: Ursula von der Leyen, European Commission president CC: Eric Mamer, chief Commission spokesperson BCC:...
American EU Dude
Feb 1, 20212 min read
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Berlaymonster
Jan 30, 20210 min read
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EU-AstraZeneca Spat - The Limerick
The EU, enraged and in fits, Is tearing a drug firm to bits, For jabs that it thought It had paid for and bought, Were actually sold to...
Berlaymonster
Jan 29, 20211 min read
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*HIT PARADE EU
[To bid a fond "à jamais" to 2020, @AmericanEUDude off-of the twitters brings you...] The EU’s Top Pop Songs of 2020 Planning a festive...
American EU Dude
Dec 30, 20202 min read
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They Took Control of Their Fish
[To mark mock a momentous Brexit deal, guest contributor Martini Seltzermayr off-of the twitters has penned this epic verse] So now the...
Martini Seltzermayr
Dec 24, 20202 min read
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A Common Crisis Strategy Action Plan Speech Towards A Post-Covid Europe. Sustainably.
President, Honourable Members, And Dishonourable ones. Let me get straight to the point. We are in unprecedented times. The most...
Berlaymonster
Sep 18, 20203 min read
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