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Martini Seltzermayr
Jun 28, 20222 min read
Behold, I will foretell your future, by Mystic Maroš
Brussels resident psychic Maroš Šefčovič gives us a sneak, and considerably more interesting, preview of his Strategic Foresight report....
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American EU Dude
Jun 11, 20211 min read
Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 3)
Berlaymonster has obtained rights to publish the diary of an unnamed MEP, who is recording the events of the week in real time. See part...
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American EU Dude
Jun 9, 20211 min read
Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 2)
Berlaymonster has obtained rights to publish the diary of an unnamed MEP, who is recording the events of the week in real time. See part...
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American EU Dude
Jun 8, 20211 min read
Strasbourg diary: A week in the life of MEP X (part 1)
After more than a year of “working remotely” the European Parliament makes its return to its official seat in Strasbourg, a city that has...
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Berlaymonster
Mar 16, 20212 min read
French in bid to play Tough-Guy role with AstraZeneca bosses
France has clearly had enough with being perpetually depicted as the lover and the artist, and is now trying to embrace a more...
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Berlaymonster
Mar 8, 20211 min read
'We never sulk' - a poem
BM has hauled EU Press Room Poet-Laureate-in-Exile Dalian Lombardino out of partial and temporary retirement to wax lyrical on the...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Feb 22, 20211 min read
PUZZLE CORNER
Boring week ahead of you? Wondering how you’ll fill those empty days of pretending-to-work-from-your-kitchen? Or even if you don’t work...
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American EU Dude
Feb 1, 20212 min read
99 Problems, but a PR pitch ain't one
MEMORANDUM From: Storymachine TO: Ursula von der Leyen, European Commission president CC: Eric Mamer, chief Commission spokesperson BCC:...
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Berlaymonster
Jan 29, 20211 min read
EU-AstraZeneca Spat - The Limerick
The EU, enraged and in fits, Is tearing a drug firm to bits, For jabs that it thought It had paid for and bought, Were actually sold to...
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American EU Dude
Dec 30, 20202 min read
*HIT PARADE EU
[To bid a fond "à jamais" to 2020, @AmericanEUDude off-of the twitters brings you...] The EU’s Top Pop Songs of 2020 Planning a festive...
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Martini Seltzermayr
Dec 24, 20202 min read
They Took Control of Their Fish
[To mark mock a momentous Brexit deal, guest contributor Martini Seltzermayr off-of the twitters has penned this epic verse] So now the...
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Berlaymonster
Sep 18, 20203 min read
A Common Crisis Strategy Action Plan Speech Towards A Post-Covid Europe. Sustainably.
President, Honourable Members, And Dishonourable ones. Let me get straight to the point. We are in unprecedented times. The most...
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